I am $2290 (That's by hour by the way.)

Natural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[X] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[] Other- $75

Total: $15

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50 
[ ] Green - $75
[X] Blue $150 
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $115

Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[X] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $50
[] Under 5′4 - $25

Total so far: $265

Age:
[X] 50+ - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $440

Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320 
[X] Only child - $250 
[] Second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] Third born - $550
[] Fourth born - $300
[] Fifth born - $400
[] Sixth born -$215

Total so far: $690

Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[X] YES - $200
[] Only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[] No - $600

Total so far: $890

Vision?
[x] Perfect vision - $400
[] Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them - $200 
[] No correction - $100
[] Glasses - $50
[] Contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100

Total so far: $1290

Shoe Size:
[X] 13+ - $300
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[] 11 to 12 - $400
[] 7 to 10 - $500 
[] Under 7- $450 

Total so far: $1590

Favorite Colors (two):
[] Green-$750 
[X] Red - $600 
[x] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[] Other - $500 (icy blue)

Total: $2290

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[X] Yes $0 (I suck at math and couldn't find paper.
[] Nope - $1000 
[] some- $750

Final Total: $2290
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